Sweet Thief

Last night I was listening to a radio piece about art heists, and the speaker was explaining how the thieves aren't the suave, handsome characters from film, but rather look and act like regular schmoes. He insisted that these people don't "wear baklavas and smoking jackets..." and I thought, "Baklava wouldn't be a very sophisticated disguise." However, given further thought, a burglar disguised as pastry is a concept I can endorse...it's genius, the height of deception, and delicious!